Dumb Broad Survey

Yes, the mother of all blondes died today. How did I find out about it? No, not E! or Bravo. Not even Yahoo! but the Drudge Report. At first, I thought it was a joke as if her career died. But I clicked on the link to read about the sad news and found out that it was true, she collapsed and died. I’ll miss that crazy *cough* *gold-digging* broad.

In a recent poll, it was surveyed that a majority of women would rather be dressed in expensive and stylish clothes than have sex. As a woman who loves fashion and exuberant styles, I find that funny. First, who would go out of their way to come up with the question: “sex or clothes?”
One girl goes: I would give up eating for a week to fit in that!
The other goes: Fo’get girlfriend! I would give up men for this outfit!
They think “Oh my gosh! How many other women go through that?”; they both look at each other and proceed to splurge in Hostess cakes and Diet Soda!
Or was it some angry dude who, probably wasn’t getting any, who decided to stereotype women more than I already have and say we ONLY care about clothes.
If that’s the case then let me say: clothes are not the only thing we care about. We apparently care about Victoria’s Secret, McDreamy, Godiva and “fabulous” accessories”.
Seriously, I think that the MAJORITY of women who answered “clothes” failed to realize that the reason why we wear good looking clothes is so we look better hence getting men’s attention to then get some, well you know. If you say you dress well for yourself, then you are part of this equation as well. Let me demonstrate.
Dress well = Look good = confidence boost = men like confident women = woman turning down guy as part of this i’m-a-tease ego-trip HENCE sex!
Ahhhhhh. Long story short a majority of women are more shallow than Kathy Griffin’s observations (Kathy, if you read this, I think you’re fah-bulous!)

~ by apunkcatinspace on February 10, 2007.